Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Friday, August 31, 2007
How to piss a Day Trader Off 8/31/2007
The names and places have been changed to protect the innocent (but I am Bob):
Mike: How's the trading going today?
Bob: I made a couple of hundred in AKS and YM.
Mike: What is AKS's name and what do they do? (he finds a piece a paper to write on)
Bob: I don't know their name and I think they are some type of Steel company.
Mike: You DON'T know their name? So what is their P/E?
Bob: Mike - I am a Daytrader. I do not care about P/E's most of the time.
Mike: How can you not know the P/E and still invest in a company?
Bob: I am a daytrader - Mike, a daytrader. I only held the stock for 15 minutes.
Mike: I still don't know how you don't know the P/E. What does YM do?
Bob: Mike - YM is the Dow Jones futures.
Mike: But I thought the Dow only had Diamonds or something on it?
Bob: (now getting irritated) Never mind Mike.....
Mike: Bob - how does the chart look of XYZ?
Bob: The chart sucks Mike, I am sorry to say.
Mike: Well I am an investor. I bought it in 1997 and I don't care what the charts says. I believe this company will make a ton of money for me one day.
Bob: (just shakes his head knowing Mike was up 400% at one point in 2000 and is now down 70%) So Mike, what is the P/E of XYZ?
Mike: I do not know. I need to look that up one of these days.
Bob: (now is hitting his head on the wall)
Mike: Maybe you shouldn't be daytrading Bob. It looks like you are a little stressed there. Maybe at least you should do a little investing or try decaf.
Bob: AGGGHHHH (as he runs out of the room)
Mike yells: Maybe we can watch Cramer later?
Mike: How's the trading going today?
Bob: I made a couple of hundred in AKS and YM.
Mike: What is AKS's name and what do they do? (he finds a piece a paper to write on)
Bob: I don't know their name and I think they are some type of Steel company.
Mike: You DON'T know their name? So what is their P/E?
Bob: Mike - I am a Daytrader. I do not care about P/E's most of the time.
Mike: How can you not know the P/E and still invest in a company?
Bob: I am a daytrader - Mike, a daytrader. I only held the stock for 15 minutes.
Mike: I still don't know how you don't know the P/E. What does YM do?
Bob: Mike - YM is the Dow Jones futures.
Mike: But I thought the Dow only had Diamonds or something on it?
Bob: (now getting irritated) Never mind Mike.....
Mike: Bob - how does the chart look of XYZ?
Bob: The chart sucks Mike, I am sorry to say.
Mike: Well I am an investor. I bought it in 1997 and I don't care what the charts says. I believe this company will make a ton of money for me one day.
Bob: (just shakes his head knowing Mike was up 400% at one point in 2000 and is now down 70%) So Mike, what is the P/E of XYZ?
Mike: I do not know. I need to look that up one of these days.
Bob: (now is hitting his head on the wall)
Mike: Maybe you shouldn't be daytrading Bob. It looks like you are a little stressed there. Maybe at least you should do a little investing or try decaf.
Bob: AGGGHHHH (as he runs out of the room)
Mike yells: Maybe we can watch Cramer later?
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Caddyshack Returns 8/22/2007
When I heard this, I was on a stair master machine working out. I nearly fell over and hurt myself laughing. From one of my old time favorite "Let's get drunk and watch a silly movie" movie, Bill Murray I guess decided to recreate his CaddyShack role. Read the story. It kills me. I got to run out to my local Walmart and get a copy of Kenny Loggins greatest hits.
Monday, July 9, 2007
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